written by: Darrell Griffin, President of PureAudacity.com
Changes That Sneak Up on You as You Age
Aging is a curious journey full of unexpected twists and turns. One moment, you're conquering the world with audacity, and the next, you're squinting at a menu in dim lighting. In this blog post, we'll explore 20 hilarious ways life changes as we grow older. From the sudden obsession with large-letter Bibles to the newfound joy of early bedtimes, these changes bring humor and a touch of wisdom to the everyday experiences of getting older. Embrace the laughter and let’s dive into the comical side of aging!
Large Letter Bible
Why: Eyes aren't quite what they used to be.
When: Early 40s.
Who: Anyone who spends time squinting at tiny text.
Where: At home or church.
Example: "Is this the word of God or an eye exam? Time to upgrade to the large print."
Forgetting Why You Walked Into a Room
Why: Memory isn't as sharp.
When: Mid-40s.
Who: Everyone, universally.
Where: Your own house.
Example: "I came here for... well, it must not have been that important
Hoarding Reusable Bags
Why: Eco-consciousness kicks in.
When: Mid-30s.
Who: Anyone trying to save the planet.
Where: Every nook and cranny in your home.
Example: "I'm prepared for a shopping trip or an unexpected blizzard."
Complaining About Loud Music
Why: Ears need peace and quiet.
When: Late 30s.
Who: Former party animals.
Where: Your own living room.
Example: "Is that a concert or are they trying to communicate with aliens?"
Early Bedtime
Why: Need for more rest.
When: Early 50s.
Who: Anyone who used to call 10 PM 'early'.
Where: The comfort of your bed.
Example: "Ah, 9 PM, the new midnight."
Comfort Over Fashion
Why: Priorities shift.
When: Mid-40s.
Who: Fashionistas-turned-cozy-enthusiasts.
Where: Closet overhaul.
Example: "These shoes may be orthopedic, but they feel like clouds."
Reading All the Labels
Why: Health-consciousness.
When: Early 50s.
Who: Everyone who used to laugh at fine print.
Where: Grocery store aisle.
Example: "This cereal has how much sugar? Not on my watch!"
Grunting When Standing Up
Why: Joints get cranky.
When: Late 40s.
Who: Anyone who thought they’d always be spry.
Where: Chairs, couches, and anywhere else you sit.
Example: "Who knew getting up was an Olympic sport?"
TV Weather Addiction
Why: Weather becomes endlessly fascinating.
When: Early 60s.
Who: Newly minted weather buffs.
Where: Front of the TV.
Example: "Did you catch the barometric pressure this morning?"
Forgetting Names
Why: Memory slips.
When: Early 50s.
Who: Everyone, especially at family gatherings.
Where: Everywhere, especially awkward introductions.
Example: "Who was that again? Wait, isn't he related to me?"
Loving Aisle Seats
Why: Frequent bathroom breaks.
When: Mid-50s.
Who: Former window seat fans.
Where: Airplanes, theaters.
Example: "Accessibility over the view—wisdom that comes with age."
Daily Pill Organizer
Why: Keeping track of medication.
When: Early 60s.
Who: Prescription-laden individuals.
Where: Nightstand.
Example: "Monday, Tuesday—let's not miss a beat!"
Talking About Ailments
Why: Sharing is caring.
When: Mid-50s.
Who: Social butterflies with a medical twist.
Where: Any social gathering.
Example: "My sciatica, you wouldn’t believe what the doc said."
Flipping Through The Newspaper
Why: Nostalgia meets current events.
When: Early 50s.
Who: Everyone with ink-stained hands.
Where: Morning ritual.
Example: "There's something about the smell of fresh newsprint."
Liking Routine
Why: Predictability is bliss.
When: Mid-50s.
Who: Everyone who used to embrace chaos.
Where: Daily schedule.
Example: "Change? No thanks, I'm sticking to my 7 AM walk."
Having Emergency Snacks
Why: Hunger strikes unpredictably.
When: Mid-40s.
Who: Snack strategists.
Where: Purses, cars, pockets.
Example: "A granola bar here, some nuts there—you never know."
Using Coupons
Why: Frugality.
When: Early 40s.
Who: Everyone realizing savings are sweet.
Where: Grocery store.
Example: "Who’s the coupon queen now?"
Prioritizing Comfort in Cars
Why: Long drives and achy backs.
When: Late 40s.
Who: Everyone saying goodbye to sports cars.
Where: Car dealership.
Example: "Can it fit my lumbar support cushion?"
Forgetting How to Use New Tech
Why: Tech changes too fast.
When: Early 50s.
Who: Tech-savvy turned tech-baffled.
Where: Everywhere.
Example: "Wait, how do I update this thing again?"
Talking to Plants
Why: They always listen.
When: Mid-40s.
Who: Gardeners and apartment-dwellers alike.
Where: Living room, garden.
Example: "You grow so well, thanks for listening to me."
When I was younger I kind of smirked at old people with tiny dogs, talked to their plants, still carried coins in their Levi's. I am now 72 and have two tiny dogs, talk to some of my plants and I always have change in my Levi pockets.