Why Senior Citizens Have TWO Terriers
by Darrell Griffin, president of PureAudacity.com
Picture this: I’m strolling through the park, minding my own business, when suddenly, I’m ambushed by a whirlwind of fur and fury. Two tiny terriers, no taller than a loaf of bread, are yapping at my ankles like they’ve got a personal vendetta. Behind them, a sprightly senior citizen in a pastel tracksuit beams with pride, clutching two leashes and a bag of squeaky toys. It’s not the first time I’ve seen this scene. Oh no, it’s practically a law of nature: every senior citizen has not one, but two ankle-biting terriers. Welcome to the #TerrierTrend, folks, where #SeniorCitizenGoals involve double the chaos and triple the charm! We got our terriers during covid. My youngest son was in college but everything went online. He never saw anyone except via Zoom. We got our son a terrier, Lucky, to give him at least a little companionship during the isolation period. We have another terrier, Mochi. He belongs to our daughter. We have not joined the old people-small dog moment. I am an old person with two small dogs. Movements are like fads, they fade away. Mochi and Lucky are here to stay.
The Great Terrier Duo Mystery
Why two terriers? Why not a single, sensible golden retriever or a chill cat who naps all day? I have theories. First, terriers are the canine equivalent of a double espresso—small, feisty, and guaranteed to keep you on your toes. Seniors, bless their silver sneakers, are tapping into that youthful energy they had when bell-bottoms were cool. Chasing after two #TinyTyrants is their cardio, their thrill, their daily dose of chaos! Plus, terriers are scrappy little survivors, just like the folks who’ve lived through eight-track tapes and dial-up internet. It’s a match made in #AnkleBiterArmy heaven.
They are always together.
Or maybe it’s about companionship. One terrier is a pet; two is a posse. These seniors aren’t just walking dogs—they’re leading a #TerrierTakeover. Imagine the dinner table debates: “Mabel, one dog is lonely!” “You’re right, Harold, let’s get another to keep the first one entertained!” Cue the second terrier, and suddenly, their quiet retirement is a sitcom starring two furry troublemakers. They’re not just pets; they’re a #FurryRetirementPlan, ensuring every day is filled with barks, zoomies, and the occasional chewed slipper.
The Spoiled Terrier Lifestyle
Given their compact size they always make themselves comfortable where ever they can almost fit.
But the real kicker? These seniors don’t just own terriers—they spoil them rotten. Walk into any pet store, and you’ll spot a senior citizen loading a cart with enough dog gear to outfit a canine influencer. Squeaky bones? Check. Plush beds shaped like miniature thrones? Obviously. Tiny sweaters with rhinestone pawprints? You bet. It’s a #DogToyEmpire, and these terriers are the emperors. I saw one senior rigging a bike basket with a custom canopy for her pups—because apparently, terriers need shade and style while cruising the neighborhood. #SpoiledTerriers doesn’t even begin to cover it.
Don’t get me started on the toys. These dogs have more entertainment options than a streaming service. There’s the rubber chicken that shrieks like it’s auditioning for a horror movie. The rope toy that’s been tugged so much it’s practically a family heirloom. And let’s not forget the treat-dispensing puzzle ball that’s smarter than half the gadgets in my house. These seniors are curating a doggy wonderland, ensuring their terriers live like pint-sized rock stars. I’m half-convinced these pups have their own monogrammed water bowls and a retirement fund.
Retirement Goals: Terrier Edition
So, what’s the deal? Why are seniors turning their golden years into a terrier-fueled extravaganza? It’s simple: they’re living the dream. Retirement isn’t just about golf and early bird specials—it’s about #SeniorStyle, and terriers are the ultimate accessory. These dogs strut through the park like they own it, with their owners trailing behind, sporting matching visors and a twinkle in their eye. It’s like the terriers are their hype squad, barking their way to social media stardom (if only they had Instagram accounts).
These seniors have cracked the code to a glamorous retirement. While the rest of us are stressing over 401(k)s, they’re investing in #FurryRetirementPlan dividends: unconditional love, endless entertainment, and the occasional face-lick. Their terriers are mini celebrities, complete with adoring fans (every neighbor who’s been barked at) and a wardrobe that rivals a fashionista’s. Forget “aging gracefully”—these folks are aging fabulously, with two terriers leading the charge. #SilverSneakersAndTerriers is the new power couple.
Join the Terrier Takeover
So, next time you see a senior citizen with two terriers tearing up the sidewalk, don’t roll your eyes—tip your hat. They’re not just dog owners; they’re lifestyle gurus, proving that retirement can be a riot. The #TerrierTrend isn’t going anywhere, and frankly, I’m here for it. Maybe it’s time we all take a page from their playbook. Want to spice up your life? Get two terriers. Want to feel young again? Chase them around the yard. Want to live like royalty? Buy them a bike carrier with a built-in snack compartment.
So I guess I have joined the senior citizen small dog movement and Lucky and Mochi will keep running the house like they have since the day we brought them home from the shelters.